Your No-Guesswork System for Planning Executive Offsites, Retreats, and Dinners […]Read More… from Clandestine Kits
These plug-and-play products are designed for executive assistants, Chiefs of Staff, and internal ops leads running their own retreats, offsites, or leadership dinners.
Whether you need a template to get started or a full plan delivered in 48 hours, there’s a kit for every stage of the planning process.
Choose Your Planning Kit
Start fast. Skip the guesswork. Every kit is built for executive-caliber results.
The Starter Kit
Start smart. No calls, no chaos.
$79
One Time
- Templates to run pro-level events
- Budget, timeline & scheduling tools
- Guest reg, feedback, run-of-show
- Built for speed. No calls, no fluff
The Team Chemistry Kit
Fractional event strategist, minus the payroll.
$149
One Time
- Engineer instant trust—no guesswork
- Strategic team-building playbook
- Templates, vendor vetting tools
- Icebreakers, budget & run-of-show
The Executive Dinner Playbook
Nail your next high-stakes dinner.
$149
One Time
- Host-level strategy that earns you praise
- Venue vetting + mood-matching matrix
- Menu + beverage planning guide
- Conversation prompts that actually work
- Guest dossier for exec prep + follow-up
The Offsite Builder Plan
Strategy without the retainer.
$497
One Time
- 6.5 hrs expert planning
- Custom plan aligned to your goals
- Venue + vendor recs
- Includes Download + 1 revision
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What’s Inside Every Clandestine Kit
Premium templates. Proven timelines. Vendor tools. Zero fluff.
Planning Systems
- Plug-and-play timelines (team dinners, offsites, retreats)
- Budget planners with live vendor cost tracking
- KPI + ROI measurement frameworks
Execution Shortcuts
- Risk mitigation + contingency checklists
- Pre-written vendor negotiation scripts
- Editable registration + feedback forms
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Clients
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Not Sure Which Kit Fits Your Event?
Our team will point you to the best-fit product for your event type, goals, and timeline, in 15 minutes or less. No pressure, no fluff.