We Design Executive Offsites That Build Trust, Clarity, and Culture.
Who We Are
At Clandestine, we believe the best teams don’t just meet, they experience something together.
For over a decade, we’ve planned offsites, retreats, and executive activations for some of the sharpest companies in the world, including the NBA, Open Society, and Teleflex.
We’re not a bloated agency. We’re a lean, strategic crew obsessed with designing experiences that are thoughtful, bold, and outcome-driven.
We built Clandestine to challenge the formula… and now we’re building its next chapter.
Today, our work goes beyond full-service production. We offer plug-and-play planning kits, curated venue intelligence, and strategic consulting for teams who want clarity without the chaos.
What We Believe
Our core values guide every decision, from initial strategy to final execution
Strategic Vision
Every decision aligns with your business goals.
Creative Innovation
Bold ideas that surprise and delight and actually work.
White-Glove Service
Seamless delivery, start to finish, so you can show up and shine.
Authentic Connection
We design for trust and team energy, not just deliverables.
Elevated Standards
We hold the bar high. Because your team deserves it.
Kelley Troia
Founder & Chief Astonishment Officer
Kelley Troia leads the strategy side of Clandestine—bringing years of brand and culture experience to every offsite we design. She’s the voice behind our Anti-Boring Movement and the architect of our productized toolkit strategy.
Chrisy Hurst
Lead Producer & Operations Strategist
Chrisy is the glue behind the scenes, leading production and logistics with calm precision and a touch of magic. From VIP retreats to brand activations, her ability to manage chaos while maintaining grace makes her the heartbeat of every Clandestine event.
Steve Carnes
Innovation & Infrastructure Advisor
Steve helps future-proof the vision. With a background in technology and product strategy, he guides our systems thinking and digital experimentation. He’s the reason our platform and products stay one step ahead.
In the Press
From Forbes to Conde Nast, Clandestine has been recognized by leading travel, luxury, and marketing publications.
- The Future of Content Marketing – Interview with Kelley Troia
- Rockstar CMO Podcast – Interview with Kelley Troia
- Canvas Rebel – Meet Kelley Troia
- The Standard UK – How to do The Big Easy Like a Local
- Forbes Magazine – 9 Best Food Tours
- Conde Nast Traveler – How to Celebrate Mardi Gras in New Orleans on Any Budget
- BizBash – Event Experience Award Finalists
- Robb Report – Best Over the Top Mardi Gras Package: Clandestine
- TravelPulse – Clandestine New Orleans Customizes Big Easy Travel Experiences
- USAirways Magazine – A New Orleans Night Out
Ready to Plan an Offsite That Actually Works?
Whether you want it done-for-you or done-with-you, we’ve got a smarter way to plan executive offsites that stick.